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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

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*10

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I am drunk and I miss my girlfriend

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1959, a Greaser works on his car in Brooklyn.

1959, a Greaser works on his car in Brooklyn.

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parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA


I’M GONNA BOMB IT

parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

I’M GONNA BOMB IT

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ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

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are-we-cool-yet:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun


are you trying to tell me drugs weren’t involved here

are-we-cool-yet:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

are you trying to tell me drugs weren’t involved here

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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therecklessandthebarakatt:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

this solves all my problems

therecklessandthebarakatt:

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

this solves all my problems

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