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May 25 2013

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give me time. and a crayon.: thenerdyflirt: psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to...

thenerdyflirt:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with…

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nidoqueeen: we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

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The Heavy Metal Viking: Band names are weird

the-heavy-metal-viking:

I was talking on the phone about how easy it is to come up with band names. All you do is take two random words and push them together.

So like….. Screwdriver Rhyno. “Hey guys have you heard this great new indie rock band called Screwdriver Rhyno? They’re pretty dope.”

Then you add a “the” in…

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hippist: kalories: one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

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You probably think this world is a dream come true… but you’re wrong.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: chickensandwich: don’t make that text post

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

chickensandwich:

don’t make that text post

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the-heavy-metal-viking: gpoy

the-heavy-metal-viking:

gpoy

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thatstraightedgechickfromjersey: nonifarted: I would put this on my wall.  My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

thatstraightedgechickfromjersey:

nonifarted:

I would put this on my wall. 

My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

(via infinite-cheeseburgers)

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relatedworlds:

If you’ve never played Portal/Portal 2, you’re doing life wrong.

(via didntyouhaveaflamingsword)

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orphan-grinder:

Ohhh, you’ve got so much.

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reimaginethestars: Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

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